Hilarity

Tonight we went out on the town for Preston's 22nd birthday. Met at HuHot (nasty ass azn food that gives you diarrhea) and then went to go see a shitty movie (Lakeview Terrace). We used to enjoy going to shitty movies for comedy (we have lots of free time). The movies premise was hilarious- a highly racist cop in L.A. who despised seeing his neighbors (a white man/black woman) together. He does everything in his power to break them up and make them move. The writing and the sequence of actions are so ludacris that any creditability (whatever small amount it might've had) was lost. The movie was so long and boring (until the end) that I couldn't even find humor in this atrocity. Should've seen that shitty movie QUARENTINE instead.

Anyways, went to the bars after. First did a few boots at Huber Haus (German pub) and then headed to Mics for karaoke. Everything was going fine, nice and chill. My friends are not the easiest going group though and we all like to spaz out frequently (especially when alcohol is in the equation). People sang, we got a few pitchers, everything was nice and meledy. John and Seth drunkingly ran up to the stage and dry humped a large black lady (who loved it).

A douche walked up to the stage a little while later. He was accompanied by two women. The guy started singing his song, eventually waltzing over to his seat. Seth beligerantly started screaming "GO UP TO THE STAGE" and pointing at him. The two women he was with turned around and stood up, pointing fingers at us-

"If you all shutup for the rest of the night and stop screaming I'll buy you all shots."
(John pants his arms up and down like an eagle and says "EVERYBODY QUIET"...nobody really responds to this woman)

The lady continues to bitch. Seth finally has enough and stares at her, saying "Well quite frankly you're a cold hearted cunt."

(ensue chick going totally ballistic)

"WHAT THE FUCK DID YOU JUST SAY? YOU HAVE NO RIGHT TO FUCKING SAY THAT! THAT WAS TOTALLY UNCALLED FOR!"

"Yeah, you're a dumb bitch, a cold hearted cunt. I meant every word I said."

(She storms off in a fit of rage, screaming and pointing at us). Seth shrugs his shoulders and we all hold our heads down while holding in laughter.

Seth earlier put in a song to sing for karaoke- http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jItz-uNjoZA

When his name was called, he jumped up there and started slobbering the words in a drunken madness. Everyone in the karaoke bar just stared at him, some crying out in disgust. One particular fellow shook his head and claimed he had two little girls at home. After the song concluded people shouted "YoU FUCKING PEDOPHILE! YOU LIKE LITTLE GIRLS?!"

Seth raised his arms in jubliation and screamed "YES I DO I'M GOING TO GO TO JAIL TO GET BUTTRAPED!" People continued to cuss him out. We continued to laugh.

Funny ass night. I'm a prick. And so are my friends. LOL