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live tr today-

havent ever played spread limit, but decided to go to an indian casino here in seattle. my friend who went w/ me isn't 21 so NL was not allowed.

the game was 2-40 spread, and the moment i walked in i realized that this place was ghetto as ****. there were like 15 people there along two tables, both of which were dedicated to tourney play.

so my friend and i sat, along with the floor manager (lol i guess he helps start games when needed LOL, how ghetto) and one other ape.

its only 5 handed, the way i like it. to clarify, spread limit means the max bet at one time is $40. so for instance, if someone bet $12, i could raise to $52, he could make it $92, and so on.

std buyin is $200.

i overcall a raise from bb w/ A9 from btn (my friend, who is a competent player but probably is pretty leaky in a general sense...but def good enough to beat up on live players). flop Kx3, cked around. turn T i c/c his bet, thinking he can do it as a delayed cb w/ alot of stupid **** i can still beat/and or can suck out for fun with. river 9x i check/call his small bet and lose to KT. probably misplayed but w/e...im far too loose when playing live and i pay off horribly/splash around too much.

i raise a sb limp to me blind vs. blind (i m in bb) w/ 86s. flop KT4 he cks, i bet, he calls. turn J, he ck, i ck, river Q, he bets $10 into like $50, i make it $40 total and he folds.

overall, spread limit is pretty gay. i didnt adjust v. well though and made plays that might have been good for NL but not so much for spread limit.

i go down alot of money by bluffing in different spots. one was vs. my friend, where i limped Q9, all else come along. flop KT4 w/2 , he bets, i call, all fold. turn 3 he bets small, i call one more. river 3 he bets small, i raise $40 (gay spread limit) he calls w/ KT...in retrospect, this play is terrible given the sizing and how much i can raise/etc. terrible spewy bad HORRIBLE

i start to establish a pretty nutso image by raising everything and getting little respect. the game starts to pick up when this monstrosity of a woman sits down. this lady was like 5'10/260+ and wouldve crushed me like a melon if she wanted. she boasted about how she was an attorney or something and how she 'read people for a living'.

she slowly started to lose her stack, spazzing at infrequent moments and playing tight the rest of the time. i lost $200 and kept reloading. i lost doing some ill fated double barrels and c-bets. i eventually built my stack back up to $400 by making a few goofy plays-

i open 64 early , retard bb calls. flop 332r he c/c my bet. turn 6, he c/c my bet. river 5 he c/c my pot w/ AK and looks in disgust when i turn over my hand. "knew you rivered me" he chimed, as i laughed in his face.

next hand i open J2o otb, bb calls. bb looks like a young tagfish...actually, thinking about it now, more just like a retard. he was a typical live aggro fish that spazzes every few hands and tries to 'outplay' people.

bb calls. flop AK3, he c/c my bet. turn 4, ck/ck. river 5, he c/c my ai (he had less than $40) and he jumped up in disgust when seeing my hand. "WTF!!! SUCH BuLL****TT!!"

i started to cackle and raked in the chips. this brought me back to evenish.

i kept losing alot in small non sd pots, losing w/ gutters and such. pretty ****ing bad calls i think, but w/e i was getting bored.

i lost a flip w/ QQ to AK to the beast chick. she got up like she was on the edge of her tourney life or something and when the Ace turned she started to fist pump, squatting like a ****ing dog and howling in victory. i said 'nice hand' and she shook her head spastically, proclaiming "THATS HOW YOU DO IT! RIGHT WHEN I START PLAYING IT AGGRESSIVELY THEN THATS WHEN I START TO WIN!!!" i nod, thinking "what other way is there to play AK bvb when short stacked?" hmm..

i start to spew more in general. i go back down a few hundred. im quiet for about an hour and a half, no cards whatsoever. im pretty liberal in my openings and my hands sucked dick...i mean, ill play connectors/etc but i kept getting **** like T3o and such.

crazy black dude sits next to me...he's nice, but he sucks dick at poker. oh well, w/e. i guess i sucked dick today too. he limped like every hand and would have moments of spasms where he'd just open ship his remaining $40 on a $5 flop or something.

big lady leaves to go play in this retarded 'tourney of champions'. judging by the demographics, it was megasoft, with everyone either being 1) 60yrs +, 2) white trash looking or 3) all of the above. retards started filling the table as they busted from the tourney.

i misplayed a hand i think...i riase AK, old biker hick miniraises, i make it $40 more otb, he instacalls, flop comes, he blind bets $40, flop comes K24r and i just raise him more, he has AA obv. sigh. there goes pretty much the rest of my $ and i rebuy to $200 more.

big lady comes back and buys in for $100, exclaiming "THATS ALL I NEED LAST TIME TO WIN A BUNCHVE MONEY CHAHCHAHHCHAAHHAHA". she doesnt miss a beat, calling a pfr w/ 53s (w/ like 30bbs) and c/ring 367 board and blind jamming vs. 87s, winning on a 3 turn. she once again got up after she got it in on the turn, fist pumping and screaming "HE'S DRAWIN DEAD HE'S DRAWIN DEAD (he really couldve hit a 7, which would have been ****ing fantastic if it had happened)".

fat lady talks about how she's excellent at reading people. i get bored and i reraise her ep open with 5T, she calls. flop K46dd, she cks, i bet, she INSTA makes it $40 on top, i fold after thought. she flips over 99 and screams "DONT BULLY MEEEE". she must be on crack if she thinks im folding anything better than 99 there. as stated earlier, i have a calilng problem that doesnt get remedied over night.

later on i get AA and open, fatass lady calls. flop Q88, i bet, she snaps, turn 4, i bet she snaps, river i bet she snaps with Q3s and i laugh.

she goes on tilt a hand after and jams 44 and loses to TT. she runs out in a mad fashion, saying "ITS ONLY $25 TODAY I LOST HAHAHAH"

anyways there were a few more dumb hands but i cant remember exact details. final tally was like -200 bucks or something rearded like that. LOL SPREAD LIMIT POKER