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today i decided to go play 2/5 at the casino. went w/ my usual poker friend.

for those who remember my old TR, the black guy i played with who looked like eddie murphy, he was sitting here tonight. i took a seat next to him...he did not remember me. anyways, tonight he was wearing a hat and glasses so he looked more like -



anyways, table was rocking, or so it seemed. two azn degens, two gambling blacks, and a big fatass w/ a big stack, things looked nice.

i win a small pot when i raise AA, younger guy calls. i earlier saw him l/c 84 pf and bet on 896 board, cking down from there (and was good). anyways, he called my pfr, he c/c-ed 985dd board then c/f-ed Qx turn. i was prob b/f-ing since i didnt see him making any tricky semibluffs/etc.

later on i complete A5 in sb, bb cks after a billion limps. flop AAK, i c/c a bet from big stack. turn 4, i c/c again, river 3, i c/c his $80 bet pretty quick and he says "nice call"/mucks. hmmm

later i sit around after being card dead for about an hour. spike lee got close to me and whispered "yo you haven't played a hand in a hour brah, the next time you gon raise ererybody's gon' fold". i nodded. just as he said this i raise AK in MP. old azn who is pretty damn nitty calls, mumbling to himself. BB who just got to table but is a regular (who also looks like)-



i swear those two were fcking brothers. anyways, he reraises to $70 total or something. i think for like 2 seconds and then just rr to like $400, as he only had like $250 behind. azn guy says "YOU ISOLATE IM I NO GOOD" and folds. howard lederer thinks for like 5 seconds, says "i dont know anything abouit this guy, so good hand i guess" and then mucks QQ faceup. everyone tells me to show and i do, and lederer gets up from his seat, proclaiming "WELL I GUESS HE DOESNT KNOW ANYTHING ABOUT ME EITHER!"

i mumble something stupid about how "i see AK and im all in" and everyone shakes their head discouragingly. old freak mumbles "you didnt even have a pair!" i dismiss this and stack howard's chips

so there's this other black dude at the table...he looked like ****ing



(thats a artist named cee lo who sang that ****ty song 'YOU DRIVE ME CRAAZZZAYYY...song sucks my dick). anyways, he was clearly the mark at the table and was limping 100% of the time. he was so ****ing bad....i got into a pot with him where i called a pfr w/ 87s oop (after a billion came along), flop Q85dd, cked around, turn 4 i bet, cee lo calls, river 7 (lol), i bet again and he calls with AK. hmmm...

i also forgot, but earlier, i opened T8s, ceelo min-raised me. i should have folded given stacks but im a stupid degen and called. flop KTx, ceelo jammed, i fold, he shows KK.

anyways, theres some idiotic pots brewing during this time. i see a newly arrived viet freak come to the table, he loses like half his stack on his first hand...he called a flop bet/called a turn bet, river bricked, opponent checked, azn bet small, opponent c/r AI and azn folds.

i raise QJ early, azn calls. flop 7J9r, i bet, he calls. turn 3, i c/r AI and he calls with A9, losing on the river. he rebuys.

next hand all limped around, flop AT9 w/ 2 ...all ck to the new azn, he bets, hoodie guy (big stack) c/r 3x...azn RE-miniraises and hoodie jams...azn tanks forever (LOLLLL RETARD) and then eventually calls w/ A9, losing to AT.

anyways, hoodie guy is to my direct left. he has got a huge stack and i played w/ him before. he's pretty loose in general, but his 3-betting range is literally AA and KK...he would never 3-bet AK (and he says this). i open QQ in mp, he 3-bets me to $105 (after my $20). i fold after some thought (NIT) and he turns over AA (obv). he says he wouldnt even 3bet QQ there. i told him i folded bitches and he said NICEEE FOLD.

anyways, crazy hand develops...a bunch limp, i overlimp 77. hoodie raises, all call.

flop AK2. short aussie donks, hoodie raises to put him AI, spike lee COLD CALLS behind him for $140, shorty calls the AI. turn Qx, spike checks, hoodie checks. river 4, spike checks, hoodie bets $100 in a massive pot. spike calls him out for playing 35 and calls with QT and loses to both shorty's AQ and hoodie's AQ. lol wtf...

bizarre hand happens shortly after, crazy ceelo has been rebuying non stop, busting sickingly..the process i the same every time- he limps down to about $100 then he finds some spot to spaz jam. he raises pf, a bunch call. flop 886, cked to him, he bets, spike lee c/r-es, ceelo mini-3bets, spike jams, ceelo calls QA high and loses to K8.

ceelo also talks to his wife (or someone) about how he's at the movie theater seeing 'Transformers', also quipping aobut how he's down $1600 the past 2 times he's been at the casino. i wonder why...

i get J9o against viet, i raise he calls. flop KJ4ss, ck/ck. turn 7s (i have 9s) he bets ,i call. river K, he pots it. i hadnt seen him do something like this as a bluff the entire night and i folded. maybe shouldve called though.

some other idiocy...aussie raises J3dd on the button to a limp, old viet calls. flop A5J w/ 2 on board, viet bets $25, aussie miniraises to $50, viet calls. turn 8, viet c/c a $25 bet. river K viet bets $60 (hmm i wonder what you have?), aussie makes it $120 (LOL). viet hos and hums and then jams the last $50 in with 9T and gets so tilted when he loses that he leaves. he'd been bitching all night about how the two brothas at the table had been owning him ("ALL DEY DO IS CRA CRAL CRAAL AND I CAN NAW WIN"). lol viets

i make a pretty horrible ****ing call later on...i raise A4 late, ceelo calls (obv). flop K93, ck, i bet, he calls. this is actually a value bet, as he calls with literally all gutters...its how he 'losese all his money' he says, by chasing.

turn 8, giving me backdoor diamonds. against diff opponents i might bet here, but ceelo is literally going to call w/ any pair here. river 4, he bets alot. i call (pretty dumb) and he shows K8o. i need to fold more. ugh.

not rly any other hands. soem of these were out of order, i just forget them all. bah, w/e. ended up like $365 or somehing so not that bad. LOL BLACKS/VIETS/CHINESE FREAKS