tonight i just sat at a 2/5nl game at venetian. table looked pretty soft.
i won my first hand i played w/ AT on KQJr board, guy spazed on me w/ AK. for some dumb small stack tho.
anyways, i win another pot where i open KQ, get 2 calls. i bet JT2r board, i bet, aggro raises, i call (250bb deep). turn 3, ck ck. river Q, i debated cking (and am sitll ont he fence) but i just bet 200 he insta folds.
anyways, mexican guy next to me starts to talk to me...this is how the exchange goes-
"i see right through you"
me- "mmmm what?"
"you play well. you are like a sheep, all innocent."
"mmm..."
"but deep down inside...you are as wolf...and you kill us all...i see right through you wolf"
at this point im like wtf jfc this guys nuts. he also sucked total dick at poker lol.
he continued to call me "wolf" throughout the night. some guy from holland was like "what did you call him?", and the mexican explained it. "he tries to act so innocent and young...so timid and kind. but he is a wolf and he will take your money"
im like lol wtf...i laugh as the mexican's A3 beats my 33 on a 234r board as the 5 turns. he triumphantly fistpumps multiple times and says "got you wolf, got you". i laugh.
he donates his money back by losing to an old azn nit woman w/ AQ and loses to AK on a Axx board.
but i'm laughing even harder when i open A9ss, he l/c my raise. flop 456r ck ck. turn 7, he bets like $10 into a $50 pot i call (LOL). river 8, he checks, i chuck two bills in there and he tanks...then he gets up and points at the felt, screaming "I CALL". i show and he starts cussing insanely in spanish.
VERY NEXT HAND he limps to a straddle, i raise to 40 or something over a straddle/limp with AA, all fold. the mexican shakes his head, chcuking his last $100 into the pot, saying "take it all wolf". i oblige and win. he gets up, pats me on the shoulder.
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