Planet of the apes part 2

Not nearly as bad as my last casino outing. Tonight I went to the Horseshoe tonight with my friend. There weren't a ton of games running, the 2/5 game was super filled. I decided to stake my friend for $200 at the 1/3 ($200 max). I had alot of time to kill so I played 4/8 PLO8 fixed limit. I guess I could have played 1/3NL if I wanted but that's lame. I wanted to play a new game and see how it was. I wish that the casino spread PLO high but they don't do so, which sucks.

Anyways, the 4/8 game was soft, as expected. I wasn't really playing for the money, just to enjoy myself. If I wanted to grind it out I'd just go play online. There was nary a raise preflop, ever. Everyone limped every hand, chased every retarded draw. The game was very very soft. I played fairly tight and I guess I overvalued my hand on the river with AA5T on an 2KT74 board by ...betting the river? (according to an old black woman). "We tried to check it to you" she said as she c/r-ed the river with A6KT or something like that. I eventually did lose the hand to the A3 but god damn those people are passive.

Anyways, I play some hands, get paid. Win like $80 or something and then go over to the 2/5 game. The game is pretty soft, though there is a colossus with huge ass stacks.

I was fairly card dead for a while. I opened JJ early, got like 5 callers. Flop TT4r all checked to me, I bet $70 into $130, sb (nutter guy with few reads) makes it $170, I fold (still unsure about this one). He seems like he might've been the type to go apeshit with A4 on this type of board (or 88), so I dunno.

I just won a few smallish pots. Some retard old guy limps AK then goes apeshit in a 7 way pot on A53 board and loses to A5. I played a few hands later where I opened 93cc and he calls, flop 9KTcc, I bet, he calls. Turn 7c, I bet he calls, river Ax I bet and he folds.

I didn't really get any big hands. I watched some hilarious ones though. this one ape goes crazy with 95 on 99Jss board after calling a pfr with it and beats KQ after the board comes 99JT5. the very next hand after, he has J9ss, raises pf. A bunch call him.

Flop J 9 7ss. He bets $100 into $130, guy behind him calls $100, MP makes it $200, He makes it $400 (with J9), guy folds behind, MP just jams with 8T (obviously) and he calls. BOOM $2.4k pot. (MP holds).

There was a crazy azn lag who sucked complete dick. Guy looked to be about 5'5 and a crazy ape. I heard he owned a buffet in Kearny, NE. Anyways, he sat and everyone licked their lips, saying he was totally nuts. True to their words, money started flying. The azn ape called a PFR in position, then raise/called the A52 flop with QQ (and lost to 55). He also raised almost every flop (folding on many when someone was aggressive back to him).

For instance, tight MP opens, LP calls, AZN LAG calls SB. flop 223r, AZN checks, MP bets, LP calls, AZN raises to $150 or something, MP folds, LP SHOVES?! and Azn folds? Just retarded shit going down.

I didn't have any hands. I won a semi interesting hand tonight actually. Looser regular limps, I limp A6ss in MP, a few others limp as well.

Flop: 6 5 2r, Loose reg checks, I bet, all fold and Loose reg calls.

Turn: Ks (putting two spades on board, giving me FD), Loose reg donks $50, I call $50.

River: Jx he bets $50 again. I think the majority of his range was stuff like 77/88 blocking. I raised to $200 and he folds.

Anyways, I lose a few small, medium pots. Meh. My stakee lost $150 of his $200 so meh. Overall I netted something idiotic like $100 on the day, meh. Carddead as fuck, I guess I'll take it.