Just got back from Manhattan, KS with a road trip with some friends. Was a fun time, went out and then saw KSU get curb stomped by Nebraska. Hilarious.
x-posted from life forum:
roomie starts drinking at 3pm, right when we leave (on the way there). we are there to go meet up with my other roomie's friends (that he lived with in spain while he was abroad). regardless, roomie (drinking one) was super drunk but eh, 7-8 or so.
we go out to the bars a few hours after we get there. my roomie is still blasted because he kept drinking through dinner/pregamed. this big titted waitress was walking around with some shot mixtures screaming "DOES ANYBODY WANT A BLOWJOB?"
my roomie walks over and says "yeah i do, how much?" (he said it sounded like the best idea of his life).
"$4"
"HELL YEAH! lets go!" (he motions to her)
"what do you mean? It's a shot!" (He is so hammered by this time he just stares at her idly)
"What the ****?! I want a blowjob. you said you're giving a blowjob so why don't you get on your hands and knees and get down to business?!"
"what the hell is your problem? that is out of line!"
"well go **** yourself then"
(she motions to the bouncer, we get kicked out). great.
Go to another bar. roomie is still super hammered. we are all just chiillin in a booth. he passes out in the corner of the booth. a little while later, i look over and i see him holding his hand, with saliva and chunks eeking out. i jump the **** back and watch him vomit all over his clothes and booth. everyone starts to slowly back away from the table as the chunks fly off and onto the ground. the bouncer gets up and grabs him, ushering him outside. roomie pukes all over the ground there as well. we walk back and go watch KSU get raped by Nebraska the day after, drink more/etc.
i split an extra large 18inch pizza with a friend (yes i'm fat), later go and afterhours at chick's house, then i decide to go eat a big chicken fried steak meal at IHOP. i'd say iconsumed closer to 4000 calories within that 12 hour span.
then we get the bright idea to drive back home without sleeping. only a 2.5 hour journey i suppose.
some pictures:
was a fun time.
in other news, UF raped USCe. They were a solid team, I'm quite pleased. UF is looking very good these days. We have The Citadel, FSU, then Alabama. I'm not too pleased with the media koolaid that everyone is feeding UF. While UF is a great team, there still is not enough DT production up the middle. I expect them to be great by next season (just out of having another year of growth). Lines are routinely the hardest positions for underclassmen to start in simply due to size and technique. I think that Bama has fantastic production from both their OL and DLs. UF is a ton more flashy with its skill positions (with the exception of Coffee or Arenas) but I think Bama has the advantage in their lines, which is huge. We'll see how this goes in the next few weeks...
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